hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.
Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.
hi i’m avanna, i’m a 16 year old mentally ill trans girl. i have been living with roommates after running away from an abusive home, but now i have until may 1st to move out, if i don’t find somewhere to stay by them i’m going to be homeless. if anyone can give me a long-term place to stay i would be extremely grateful! i can’t pay rent but i can do light housework (washing dishes, sweeping, etc) and cook if needed. i can also afford most of my own food. i would prefer to stay somewhere tobacco-free. if you are able to help me please send me an ask at groupinou. thank you so much.
please help avanna
lmao “I wish”
MY BROTHER SAID HE HAD A SPICY PERSONALITY SO I MADE HIM SAY IT AGAIBN ON VIDEO AND I KMM CRYING RIGHT NOW
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR
HOW IWONDER WHERE U R
UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH
HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA
you wanna talk about stress???
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
i was masturbating to a porn gif on my dash and all of a sudden it refreshed and it was a picture of Homer simpson long story short i think i just came to homer simpson
Do u know how many asks Iv gotten because of this fkin post. People askin me if I have some Homer Simpson fetish or some shit. Every time I open my ask box it’s about Homer Simpson. Why won’t u let me escape him.